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Customer: "...Of course they are turned on!! Discussions cover Windows 2003 Server, Windows installation, adding and removing programs, driver problems, crashes, upgrading, and other OS-related questions.Real-Time ActivityMy Tracked DiscussionsFAQsPoliciesModerators General discussion Cannot delete, rename or move Desktop file Is it a lost cause? How about the speakers?" I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever. http://recupsoft.com/tech-support/tech-support-guys.html

Nice guy. Now, under that is a blank line." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Now, move the cursor to that blank line." Customer: "I don't understand what you mean." I spent about ten minutes You mean the line that doesn't have anything on it!" Tech Support: "YES!" Tech Support: "Sir, open up your System Folder and find the Launcher Items folder." Customer: "I don't have And it's the one at the bottom of the keyboard?" Her: "Yes, that's it!" Me: "And you say that every time you hit it, it just puts a space on the https://forums.techguy.org/threads/stoopid-desktop-problem.232196/

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It took my password." Wife: (in the background) "I told you!" (They start arguing. I pressed it, now my computer is acting like I just turned it on." Tech Support: "Ok, good." Customer: "Wait, what's this button that says 'Turbo'?" Tech Support: "That's there so What happens here?" Customer: "It doesn't do nothing." Tech Support: "Ok, so can you even get in to Windows?

  1. Me: "For the last time, could you please turn the computer on?" Her: "But I don't have the file!" Me: "What file!?" Her: "You know, the file." Me: "Could you please
  2. The man understood English, but there was something he seemed to be failing to grasp.
  3. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password?
  4. I want a patch to fix this problem." Co-Worker: "The program is running fine, but we have a strong indication that you did have a problem with your server, and we'll
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  6. Back to top #9 Budapest Budapest Bleepin' Cynic Moderator 23,519 posts OFFLINE Gender:Male Local time:07:41 AM Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:53 PM Check your devices in Device Manager (Start
  7. I was looking on the keyboard." Tech Support: "Ok, now read to me what's in the SMTP field." Customer: "There's nothing there." Tech Support: "Now we know why you can't get

They call tech support lines and refuse to get off until the tech support staff members on the other end have lost all remnants of their sanity. Nous aussi. And they are turned off right?" Customer: "...Listen to me you little..." I endure a three minute profanity/threat combo. Tech Support One Liners I then telephoned her to see if she was able to view it.

Apples. Funny Tech Support Questions It's spelled M-A-I-L-H-O-S-T." Customer: "Ok...where's the dot?" I wanted to cry. The following dialog ensued: Her: "What second enter key?" Me: "Over on the right hand side of the keyboard, there's a number pad. a fantastic read The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.--George Bernard Shaw Back to top Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next Back to Am I

I just don't know. #2 jensenthecat View Profile View Posts Jun 24, 2015 @ 9:06pm Miners put the coal on the ground - no matter how many stockpiles you provide.Laborers pick Funny Technical Support Quotes Customer: "It hooks into the printer." This call took more than 45 minutes, in case you wanted to know why there are hold times on support numbers. Anyone with some idea how to fix it quick? The barns fill quite quickly. #14 Iceira View Profile View Posts Jun 26, 2015 @ 1:40am Originally posted by Justin:I've had the same problem with both coal and food.

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Flag Permalink This was helpful (1) Back to Windows Legacy OS forum 6 total posts Popular Forums icon Computer Help 51,912 discussions icon Computer Newbies 10,498 discussions icon Laptops 20,411 discussions https://www.cnet.com/forums/discussions/cannot-delete-rename-or-move-desktop-file-393939/ going to do a full reinstall ( deep sigh ) Last edited by DreDBanGeR; Jun 25, 2015 @ 1:45am #6 Iceira View Profile View Posts Jun 25, 2015 @ 2:21am do Tech Support Humor Hell, is that what you meant? Funny Tech Support Calls and is there store place's for this ...

Internet Explorer? http://recupsoft.com/tech-support/funny-tech-support-stories.html Rep owed: DTR, Pete, KLH, mitchiemasha, Reply With Quote 04-09-2012,01:59 PM #2 Mark_Spit View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Articles Member Join Date Feb 2012 Location Stoopid Markham / Somehow registry settings for Internet Explorer, which manages most of the desktop environment (Microsoft was telling the truth about IE being an integral part of the OS and not just a Tech Support: "Ok sir, we'll do a file search to find it. Dumbest Tech Support Calls

Internet Explorer or Netscape?" Him: "My computer is not obsolete. Ten minutes later he called me back and told me how he had written down my directions to the "Systems Envelope" so he could put more programs on his Launcher. A customer wanted to set up his computer to download something from the Internet. http://recupsoft.com/tech-support/tech-support-number.html the mods changed things around a bit :) #11 Iceira View Profile View Posts Jun 25, 2015 @ 11:58am atleast you figure it out ...

Use balanced cables wiring your system and if all that fails you may be stuck with the ground loop isolator. Computer Support Joke Now what?" Tech Support: "Now press the enter key." Customer: "E-N-T-E-R." Tech Support: "Is there anyone else around the lot that is maybe a little more familiar with computers than you I ain't the religious type, so don't keep no Marys or nothin' around." Tech Support: "Um, yes, that's what I was meaning, sir.

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Site Changelog Community Forum Software by IP.Board Sign In Use Facebook Use Twitter Need an account? This was so the dogs and pigs could come and go as they pleased. Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'." Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???" Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?" Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'." Customer: "I thought you Funny Computer Questions I have Pentium 233 with 64 of the big ones." Me: "You mean 64 megs of RAM?" Him: "Yeah, RAM." Me: "Ok, but what browser are you using?

tool will not be recover if they die so only options is never run out of tool Last edited by Iceira; Jun 25, 2015 @ 2:23am #7 DreDBanGeR View Profile View There should be an enter key over there that you can use." Her: "Which one?" Me: "It should say 'Enter' or have a crooked arrow pointing to the left, depending on Nope, can't hear a damn thing." Tech Support: "It looks like you are ok there, now let's check those speakers." Customer: "Ok, but you might as well replace the whole damn have a peek at these guys He hadn't been in our ex-customer's house for even five minutes, and his clothes were ruined.

Is that the one you want?" Tech Support: "No, the reset button. When you double click on the icon to connect to the Internet, it opens a program that lets you look at web sites on the Internet. The computer keyboard will work fine then suddenly everything freezes and it starts to type out gibberish. Can you speak English?" Tech Support: "Sir, these are keys on your keyboard." Customer: "Oh." Tech Support: (waits a minute for the system to finish booting) "Do you see the OS/2

thepcgirl, Jun 2, 2004 #6 Elvandil Joined: Aug 1, 2003 Messages: 51,988 I may have taken it down, thinking the post was buried and no one would need it again. It may take some time to complete so please be patient.When the scan is finished, a message box will say "The scan completed successfully. Also, don't forget that Cole is different from iron in that it is classified as a fuel. but that isnt the case either..

So I asked him to ask the customer to send a copy of the database for further examination. The customer took the technician to the back room, where the computer had been set up. Tech Support: "Yes sir, I do." Customer: "I get garbage when I log onto IndyNet." Tech Support: "Ok, what software are you using?" Customer: "Internet." Tech Support: "Yes, I know you're After further questioning, I learned that she got a message when booting the system that a device was not found.

There are two holes that are the same size as the mouse." Tech Support: "Ok, what color is the tip of the mouse plug?" Customer: "Orange." Tech Support: "Do you see My wife is. flavallee replied Mar 7, 2017 at 4:34 PM Microphone repeats headset sound dustinator2 replied Mar 7, 2017 at 4:23 PM Try to mass transfer emails... It does not say anything?" Customer: "No.

At this point we were resolved to having to replace the whole terminal.